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caligaes:

dansphalluspalace:

THIS IS ONE OF THE REASONS WHY I DO NOT TRUST OWLS.

awwww, demonic looking cutie





youseetherealme:

closetedfangirl:

30secondstonarnia:

#Johnny Depp #can call Robert Downey ‘Bob’ #you can’t call him Bob cause you don’t know him #but Johnny Depp can

this may be the greatest post I have ever seen ever.

LOL, poor Johnny.


believed:

man razors always seem to be better built than lady shavers

why am i expected to remove all hair from nose to toe with a rusty knife glued onto a cheap pink plastic stick on an almost daily basis

if it is insisted that i be as hairless as a sphynx with alopecia swimming in a vat of radioactive nair i should at least be given razors that can sustain a single session of chopping down the dense and beautiful forestry that covers my upside-down canada for fuck’s sake





fairy-witch:

GIVEAWAY TIME ONCE AGAIN! 

this time 3 lucky people will get to choose one of the above items! It will work exactly like my last giveaway but there will be 3 winners instead of 1

PRIZES:

Rules

  • You MUST be following me. this is a giveaway for my followers. feel free to follow me if you like pastel goth grunge and gothic fashion. I WILL CHECK
  • Only REBLOGS count. 
  • Reblog as many times as you want but please don’t spam your followers!
  • NO GIVEAWAY BLOGS
  • I ship everywhere in the world! so anyone can enter!
  • you MUST be comfortable giving me your clothing size and address
  • be 18 or over, or have parents approval. 
  • Ends august 31st

If you have any questions just ask! I have anon asks on in case your shy :) 





awidesetvagina:

this is still the best story ever told at a talk show













taktophoto:

Most interesting abandoned places in the world




elainalosersmith:

(✿◠‿◠) GIVEAWAY (◡‿◡✿)
Full list of prizes:
Lust Gorilla Perfume / Kitty Coin Purse
500 Days of Summer / The Fault in Our Stars / 2 Vintage Necklaces
$100 Cash / $100 ModCloth Gift Certificate / Vintage Journal
3 NYX Lipglosses / 1 Soft Matte Lip Cream / GUD Body Wash
John Frieda Mousse / Estee Lauder Cleanser 
Eyelid Primer / Face Primer / Looking For Alaska
How to enter:
     There are multiple ways to gain entries in this giveaway. You don’t have to do every option to be qualified, but for every entry you earn, you are increasing your chances of winning. However, I will be choosing the winner entirely at random, but by earning more entries, you will increase your chances. 
-reblog this post for 1 entry
-follow my tumblr for 5 entries
-follow me on soundcloud for 7 entries
-comment on this post telling me what you would buy with $100 for 5 entries
-follow my blog (elainalosersmith.blogspot.com) for 7 entries
-follow my instagram (elainalosersmith) for 7 entries
-follow my twitter (@ouijagurl) for 7 entries
-comment on any post on my blog for 5 entries
     Every time you reblog this post, you will gain another entry. The same goes for comments. Every time you comment on any post on this blog, you will gain 5 more entries. Sometimes I double up the entries on reblogs or comments. Those updates will be posted on my tumblr!
     If you are already following my instagram, tumblr, or blog, please mention this in the comments or leave me a message on tumblr! I will include those entries as well! 
     I want to say thank you so much to all my readers! I have met so many kind people through this blog, and I am looking forward to meeting more! This giveaway is for you folks!
     The giveaway ends on July 31st, and it is open internationally! Good luck!!!!
( click here for more info )





corporalcarp:

when you say that you’re going to bed but then you see a thing you want to reblog

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eqocentric:

those people who say they’re ugly but actually they’re super attractive

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yasahime:

drawins